MS-DOS
(C)Copyright Microsoft corpse 1990-2001 C>:hello computer 'HELLO COMPUTER' is not recognised as an internal or external command, operable program or batch of files that fell off of a lorry on the way to dover, and were swiftly horded away by Barry Scott C>:find printer Printer could not be found, it may be buried under the big red X, or that hobo who has a newly found printer might know how to help us find it. C>:help me Stupid user detected, euthanizing user for his or her own good C>:Any Key Any key depressed, initiation of ejector seat started C>:Cancel Ej..... Ejection cannot be cancelled, take the computer back to the shop or this computer will steal your beverage that is placed cleverly in the disc drive. C>:"Give me a hug" ... C>:"Come on don't be like that."
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