Ditzimber

“Whoopsie daisy! It appears I have fallen over, and now you can see my groin! Oh dear, let me fix that... oh dear, now you can see my boobies! Oh, how ditzy I am!”

- Barbie on on a cocaine rampage

Thanks for that, you frustrated person you.

Two weeks later she realised she was doing it for a tortoise.

Well, thanks to God, that turd, a month is named after her. The pervert, I knew it!