Doctor Who

Doctor Who is a bizarre British television programme about a bloke running past London landmarks in a portaloo, known to those who actually care as a T.U.R.D.I.S. (The Universal Rectal Defecation Irrigation System).

The premise of the show is based around the Doctor and his assistant, usually an attractive younger woman, fighting the various extra-terrestrials that threaten to expose his company's unfair work practices and illegal sewage treatment methods to the general public. usually after some sort of epic battle the doctor will kill his enemies in cold blood, twisting and wrenching his sonic screwdriver into their neck as he watches the life slowly drain from their eyes.

The show was cancelled in 2008 when it emerged that the Doctor had been promoting interns to assistant in return for sexual favours.