Fisher Price DOS

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1. Normal mode
2. Safe mode

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You have selected "normal mode".

Welcome to Fisher Price Linux
"go eat shit fuckers"
© Fisher Price Inc.

C:\>Programs\MicrosoftOffice\word.exe

The system cannot find the path specified.
go eat shit fuckers

C:\>Programs\MicrosoftOffice\word.exe

'word.exe' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file. go eat shit fuckers

C:\>Programs\Security\virus_scanner.exe

'virus_scanner.exe' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file. go eat shit fuckers

C:\>reboot "safe mode"
Shutting down....
go eat shit fuckers

One manual reboot later...

1. Normal mode
2. Safe mode

2

You have selected "safe mode".

Welcome to Fisher Price DOS
"go eat shit fuckers"
© Fisher Price Inc.

C:\>Programs\Security\virus_scanner.exe
MicrosoftAntiVirus(YeahRight)
Not copyrighted in any way. Mess up as you like.
Running scan... (100%)
0 threats detected!

C:\>Programs\Security\scanner_update.exe
Checking for updates... (100%)
0 updates found!

C:\>Connections\connect.exe
Enter username:

poopybanana

Enter password:

**********

Warning! Firewall not detected! It is highly recomended that you turn a firewall on.

1. Stop
2. Continue

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C:\>Programs\Security\firewall.exe
Firewall active.

C:\>Connections\connect.exe
Enter username:

poopybanana

Enter password:

**********

Dialling...
Checking password...
Authenticated.

C:\>Programs\Mozilla\mozilla.exe
Enter url:

irc://irc.illoginode.net/fisherpricelinux

Welcome to Chatzilla, poopybanana
Connecting...
Connected.

/msg nickserv identify lemondoody

{to nickserv} identify lemondoody
Identified.

<BobbyCool> And den i said to the policeman, who was surrounded by all these people with animal-masks on, i said...

<poopybanana> Hi.

<BobbyCool> Oh, hi. Just wait a sec

<BobbyCool> i said, "oh, so dis ain't teh nudist festival". and den all these furries started beatin each other up.

<LolCat666> yeh?

<BobbyCool> it turnt out it woz a furry con. butdat aint half teh story cos den i fainted cos it turned out dat drink id had woz full of liquid anesthetic which my friend said he pud in az a joke but im not so sure.

<LolCat666> awesome!

<BobbyCool> now, i woke up in a pool of piss in a police cell but i bribed dis dude and he let me go. dat night i needed some cheerin up so i called dis hot whor. and dat's how i got HIV. i've came back from the clinic several hours ago. so, taht's just about my entire life up till when i went on irc to get some counselling. wot's ur life story, btw?

<poopybanana> Uh...

<BobbyCool> What is it? i'm a busy man. i only have 2 more months before i have to flee 2 mexico.

<poopybanana> Uh, well, my OS isn't working too well... all it displays is "go eat shit fuckers" when i don't boot in safe mode.

<BobbyCool> hahahahaha!!! every1 noes all u hav 2 do is enter the command "format C:\".

<poopybanana> But won't that erase my hard drive?

<BobbyCool> exactly! then u can install an OS dat workz!!! Go to http://illogicopedia.org/wiki/Fisher_Price_Linux to see an example.

<poopybanana> Okay, it's worth a go... I guess. And I've written that url down for future reference.

/disconnect

Disconnected from "#fisherpricelinux"

close "mozilla.exe"

C:\>format C:\

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The End?

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