Furry

A furry is one of those guys what has the, you know.

He goes around all, like, with all the, the... you get what I'm saying?

What I'm saying is that he enjoys those things that are like, all that, you see?

If I drew you a fork, would you understand?

I can't find the...

Anyway, I hate that guy.

Well, luggage thinks that furries are malevolent and make you smartly rant

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Well, ovary thinks that furries are sexy and make you tiredly shatter

Well, airplane thinks that furries are paper and make you deafeningly cheesify

Well, potato thinks that furries are nefarious and make you incredibly a-splode

Well, God thinks that furries are lovely and make you dimly carrotify

Well, businessman thinks that furries are wise and make you ceremonially moan

Well, Furby thinks that furries are soft and make you angrily run

Well, slightly-below-average man thinks that furries are furry and make you occasionally run

Well, satan thinks that furries are evil and make you dramatically evaporate

Well, Jesus thinks that furries are fuckin' cool and make you never a-splode

Well, in Soviet Russia thinks furries YOU! <css> .wut a { color:#ffffff !important; } </css>

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