IllogiGames:Getaway 4

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THE

GETAWAY

CAN YOU ESCAPE?

NOES!!!1!

You break your finger and lose 3 nails attempting to unlock the door and, screaming in pain, proceed to run around like a mad-man. You run head first into a wall, breaking your neck, and stumble backwards, hitting your knee on the corner of the bed, causing your leg to snap in half and you to fall to the ground, landing on the gun and breaking both your arms and your hip. At this point, the grenade launcher goes off, firing 6 grenades up your rear end. In blind panic, you run into the corridor and into a guard, who punches you in the face, shattering your jaw, and then shoots you 9 times in the face before you explode.

You got Uber-pwn't, try again loser