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Hot is a disproved state of mind that arises from quantum fluctuations such as the banana.

Hot Disproved

Hot was disproved in 1905.

Hot is a State of Mind

Professional logicians often dispute this fact, however is has been backed by George W. Bush and endorsed by the banana.

What exactly is meant by "state of mind" is controversial.

It is often argued that the phrase "state of mind" is merely a state of mind.

The most prolific of all Romance novelists, Al Gore has stated that "hot bodies and sweat collided with a fury indescribable" but it was then shown that this statement was false. Nonetheless it was a major victory for hot as a state of mind everywhere.

The Banana

The banana is a magical mystery fruit.

Quantum Fluctuations

The banana is a magical mystery fruit.