Hippie

“Hey, you! get off my lawn hippy bastardos! Go suck a lemon.”

- angry old man

yea, dude its like woa dude an shit like that dude, YA DUDE!

Despite their outwardly pacifistic appearance, hippies are dangerously evil and should be lightly rapped on the wrist with extreme force. The government, as IllogiNews reports it, keeps them stoned off their faces at all times to prevent the onset of armageddon.