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The capital of The United States is Washington No duh hunh?
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The State of the Union Address is a common list of whimsical and masterful prose associated with, in some way or another, how our president thinks America should be. Generally, when the state of the union comes on our televisions, we understand that Punxatawney Phil has once again tried to commit suicide. Generally after this event is over, as a clever way to distract the uneducated from what was actually said, various pundits raise opinions and witty banter of the Address.
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Science has been shitting on religious beliefs since the 1900's. No one can go to church without saying to oneself..."science already proved that shit wrong".
People think that science is just a class you take in school but it will change the world. We will be saying "OH my Science" and "Science be praised. Why can science prove religions wrong but can't cure cancer. Those Bitch ass mofo's need to not waste money on space and use money on curing AIDS which i have...i had so much pun tang that it could be from anywhere."
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The fabled Jewish is a mythical creature created of clay and given life by the insertion of two pennies in his eye sockets. Once alive, the Jewish followed the commands of his creator (usually a Rabbi), and were known to fetch large sums of cash from Christians assuming the guise of an ordinary retail merchant selling vastly overpriced wares and cackling with glee over large accumulations of cash.
List of Characters found in Spongebob:
- Spongebob
- Patrick
- Mr. Krabbs
- Sandy
- Larry
- Squidward
- Plankton
- Gary
- Ms. Puffs
- An oversized whale
- David Hasslehoff
- Anchovies
- Goobers and lots of em.
- Gay undertones!!1
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