House of Fun

Welcome to the house of fun,

Now I've cut my face,

Welcome to the house of fun,

Welcome to the lions hen,

They both need a shave,

Welcome to the house of bun.

Good evening sir, can I help you sir?

There appears to be a soup in my hair,

I tired of eating lentils,

As they taste like donkey's genitals,

This is by far the BEST version of House Of Fun I have ever heard, ever. Too true to say. Now make it for me or else. Just else. Can't be bothered telling you why as I am extending this sentence to make it look like I've put more effort into this article when really I decided to write some crummy lyrics to a song... not only that, I oh never mind.

You BIG Jabroni

And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold Soup Bucket says so!