IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Checkdoor/Wrongcode1

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 INVENTORY 

  Knife

You enter the code.

Dammit! That didn't seem to work.

A tall guard sneaks up behind you and lunges at you with a long stick, grumbling "Mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble CARROT STICK!"

You jump into the broom cupboard in the vain hope you might just escape this situation alive. To your surprise, however, the guard forgets what the heck he was doing.

"I HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO DECIDE WHAT OBJECTS TO SMASH" he screams as he runs down the stairs.

Thank the poor Illogiland security budget once more!