IllogiGames:Illogic Armada/Moo

200 article port: for all your articles on sandals, pirates, dogcows, and 2-d stuff!

You wonder if dogcows can defeat kittensheep. The port is filled with pirates. You suddenly wish you hid in the sandals. The cheering is deafining. You don't hear a moo...

Moowoof!!!!

You hear a moowoof. A pirate appears. He has a pet dogcow.

• "Can you take me to the cheese?"
• Ask pirate a complex math question
• Hide under sandal stall