IllogiZoo:Pigmy Rhinoceros Cheese Sticks
| Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Stick | ||
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| File:Cheese stick rino.PNG The Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Stick(Win-ged Sub Species) | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
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| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Chordata | |
| Class | Mammalia | |
| Order | Perissodactyla | |
| Family | Rhinocaseus | |
| Genus | Bacillocaseus | |
| Species | B. Unicornis | |
| Binomial Name | ||
(R. F. King, 2008) | ||
The Pigmious Rhinocerouses Cheesitcus Stickamite, or Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Stick, is an extinct relative of both Cheese and Rhinocerous. These two species are the evoulutional outcome of the Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks.
General Appearence
Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks have the head of a rhino. This head has a large horn on it, which is used to rake up leaves in the summer. The head is dark grey. The head is then attached to a body. This body is made of cheese, mozzarella and cheddar, and is in the form of a stick. If the Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Stick gets hungry it can eat part of itself. Connect to the body are two legs. These legs are black and have two toes. The Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Stick is Pigmy because of it's smallish size.
Wings
On rare occasions, some Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks have a set of wings(pictured above). These wings do not aid the Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Stick in any way, as they cannot fly. This is due to earlier attempts at flying. In these attempts, the Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks were hastily eaten by birds.
Habitat
At a young age Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks live in dense forest like dumpsters, mainly in New York City. The dumpsters are emptied ,when the Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Stick matures, into a junk yard, where the main population lives. There have been some cases of Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks living in either African plains or refrigerators. These strange happenings are obviously the start of the separation of rhinos and cheese.
Diet
Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks have a simple diet. They feast upon either color pencils or in extreme moments of starvation or cannibalism, their own cheese body. Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks prefer their color pencils toasted over a lemon sprinkled grill, and fireblazed over hickory wood. Then they eat and regurgitate several times, to completely satisfy hunger and eliminate the need to eat itself.
Evoulution Chart
Life Span
Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks generaly live for a certain amount of years. The average life span of a Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Stick is approximately, 5 to 6 years. This is because many of this species are killed by things. Things like birds, people, microwaves, and toasters.
Natural Enemies
Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks have a wide variety of natural enemies:
- Birds-These ravenous flying beast feed upon the cheese bodies of Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks. Danger Rating-9.6
- People-We sometimes kill Pigmy Rhinocerous Cheese Sticks for their valuable pelts. Danger Rating-10
- Chuck Norris-Obviously. Not filed under people because he is more than a man, but less than a god. Danger Rating-Infinity
- Domesticated Animals-These beings are severely underestimated by their intelligence. Danger Rating-4.7