Machine

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A machine is a really silly thing. It's so silly! It chews up shoes and does goofy things like that.

I Saw A Machine

I said, "Hi machine," and it said, "Beep." And I said, "Silly machine!"

I Love Machines

They are my favourites.

Daddy Keeps Lots Of Machines

Lots of prisoners, too! He is from the mil-i-ter-i. My daddy is my favourite daddy.

He Made A Machine Build A Machine

Which built another machine, just the same as the first two. Daddy says they are getting really powerful. Daddy says we have to go away coz the machines are "too powerful to co-trol." DADDY SAYS THEY ARE GOO!

Silly machines!