Wizard Magician Sorcerors

The Wizard Magician Sorcerors are three very powerful mages who live on the other side of the world, beyond the stars and hell and even the Desert of Doom. They will be the only hope for this world when the Evil Things come from over the sky.

The important thing to remember is that the Wizard Magician Sorcerors are not wizards or magicians, and they are most definitely not sorcerors. They are mages, and become infinitely angry if anyone should ever refer to them as either wizards, magicians, or sorcerors.

Aren't they Wizard Magician Sorcerors, though? Why the hell would they call themselves the Wizard Magician Sorcerors if they're not wizards, magicians, or sorcerors?

DO NOT QUESTION THE WAYS OF THE WIZARD MAGICIAN SORCERORS! FOR EVEN THINKING SUCH THOUGHTS, YOU ARE NOW CONSIDERED DEAD! BEGONE WITH YOU!