I love pineapples

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I love pineapples are formed when a pine tree and an apple fall in love, get married and put a pie in an apple (that's how plants breed). Providing how well their parents take the news the young couple could give birth to the pineapple in mere weeks.

Apparently pineapples can't go in jelly, stop it from setting somehow. That sucks.

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