Winnie the Pooh
“You know, if I kinda scrub out half of the two N's and cover up the H, it almost reads "Willie the poo." *Snigger*”
“Well that is more what you lot are accustomed to.”
Winnie the Pooh is a multi-millionaire running his own toilet business in the hundred acre wood. A corrupt businessman, his waste business (which eventually earned him his nickname) has earned him great wealth, and his plans to destroy the hundred acre wood for some new apartments is already under way. Once loved for his cuddliness and kindness, the ruthless businessman is now hated widely.
He also loves honey.
Life story
Born to Daddy The Poo and Mommy The Pee, he inherited the family business, toilet manufacturing and selling. His friend Piglet (a local ham exporter), came up with the idea of building a system of roads to export his products. Winnie slit his friend's throat and used the idea himself. This eventually led to his success. Everyone knows that he killed Piglet, but he has not been convicted because of the lack of a government or police force in the hundred acre wood.
He now resides in a three story mansion.