Quotes of wisdom
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“ It is unwise to make love to chickens with bird flu. No, honestly, it is, I'm serious. Stop laughing!! ”
“ I think that if I just stick them in a bit further, I can tickle my prostate with this pair of scissors. ”
“ Watch as I levitate using only my mind, my spirit, this platform under my feet, a large team of special effects experts, and love. ”
“ I will only come out of hiding when mankind accepts my superiority. ”
“ Shut up, tool! ”