IllogiZoo:Subaru

Subaru
File:Surbaru.png Subaru Stellii
Kingdom	Animalia
Phylum	Chordata
Class	Mammalia
Order	Carnivora
Family	Vehicliae
Genus	Subaru
Species	Subaru Stellii Subaru Impreza Subaru Outbaki

Subarus (Rollingus Vehicleus), are a genus of strange, quadrapedic creatures found in and around Australia. A close relative of the kangaroo, they move by rotating their feet in a rather sickening fashion.

Diet

A Subaru commonly feeds on substances such as petrol, which enters the body system by a small hole in their side. They also love to hunt down animals on roads and kill them, sometimes going for small children. Some have evolved to feed on sunlight and electricity. Others just prefer hamburgers.

Nesting and Mating

A Subaru is known to make its own nest out of twigs high in a tree. It will fight for its territory with small birds and possums. At the age of five it will mate and lay three speckled eggs. These will soon hatch and become three baby Subarus.

Controversies

Controveries is a big word, too big for me. Therefore this passage doesn't exist.

Unless it did, but then that would be logical, wouldn't it? And what exactly is this site called?

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