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“The world is the soul's abyss, warped Pope, Pope foreign to the soul. Let us swim in our own bodies, leave our souls within our souls; we have no need of your knife-blade of enlightenment. Prick.”
~ André Breton on the Pope
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Not many people know that the pope is also Da Human Torch.
Imagine my surprise when I found out that Da Pope, as his bishops call him, is da leader of da one true church of Romans.
Needles to say, I went insannnne.
Then, I became sane again and assassinated Elvis Presley.
And that's the story of how I saved Christmas from marauding German farter pilates.