Valentines day

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Hearts, flowers, chocolates.
Dinner, movies, underwear.
Bubble bath, fancy spa gifts.
Pink, red, blue, purple.
Green, yellow, orange, black.
Black roses for sale.
Glittery diamond vampires for sale.
Chocolate covered balloons with oranges.
Pizza with onions and brussel sprouts.
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