New York

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“GRRRRRRR! It makes me so ANGRY! I want my mumminy. Sniff...”

- Henry VIIII of the House of York

“New York is alright, I been there myself and have no hatred against it. LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE gumpilly domp domp flish?”

- Groundskeeper Willie

New York is neither new or York: only Yorkie the chocolate bar is truly York.