"Spiders on a Boat" - The TV Edit

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The following is highlights of the changes made to the movie "Spiders on a Boat" to allow it to be on T.V.

Scene 1

Original

What the fucking shit? What'd the fuck you say's down in that shithole we call the lower deck?

Edited

What the monkey spit? What'd the duck you say's down in that poophole we call the lower deck?

Scene 2

Original

Where in the hell is my fucking shotgun?

Edited

Where, my friend Dale, is my blasting shotgun?

Scene 3

Original

Now I'm fucking tired of these fucking eight legged son of a bitches!

Edited

Now I'm snuffing tired of these huffing eight legged son of a mothers!

Obviously the movie wasn't highly rated.