"Spiders on a Boat" - The TV Edit
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The following is highlights of the changes made to the movie "Spiders on a Boat" to allow it to be on T.V.
Scene 1
Original
What the fucking shit? What'd the fuck you say's down in that shithole we call the lower deck?
Edited
What the monkey spit? What'd the duck you say's down in that poophole we call the lower deck?
Scene 2
Original
Where in the hell is my fucking shotgun?
Edited
Where, my friend Dale, is my blasting shotgun?
Scene 3
Original
Now I'm fucking tired of these fucking eight legged son of a bitches!
Edited
Now I'm snuffing tired of these huffing eight legged son of a mothers!
Obviously the movie wasn't highly rated.