"american system of manufacturing"

This article has a meaning. I will tell you its meaning shortly, after some exposition.

Billy and charlie were small children. Billy was four and Charlie was six. They loved movies.

It's organized in an unorthodox way. It requires patience and an unusual mind to understand.

They especially like movies in which there were loud noises and lots of nudity.

Once you understand how the article is structured, picking out the meaning will become easier.

They loved the Bourne movies. There wasn't much nudity, but there was plenty of noise.

Picking meaning from this article is like picking your nose. The nose is a body part.

One day, Billy said to charlie, "Let's play Bourne Ultimatum!!!"

There are many other parts of the body aside from the nose. Some body parts are banned.

"How do you play Bourne ultimatum?" asked Charlie. Whose name was now capitalized.

Up until 2000, all body parts were legal, but a law signed in 2000 changed all that forever.

"It's easy. It's like tag. We'll steal two cars, and chase each other in them."

The law deemed certain parts of the body "obscene" and against Christianity.

Charlie smiled. "Awesome idea! It'll be just like a car chase in the movies!"

The law required that all human beings remove the banned parts or face fines.

I'M NOT DONE WITH THIS ARTICLE YET SO PLEASE DON'T READ IT!!!111