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Invented by the Jews in 1955, the number zero was named for its discoverer, Zero Mostel. It was the tail end of the Great Armadillo Invasion of the 1950s when inventor, mental spelunker, episiotomy practitioner, gnome and cake frosting rosette Zero Mostel stubbed his toe exiting a theatre. On opening night of The Producers, an as yet unconceived film by Mostel, that Mostel fell, or more properly, inconvenienced his toe as he yelled "fire".
By making himself nonexistent, the plaintiff escaped further rocker panel damage by exclaiming, "Sayonara, butt face!" as he drove away from the canyon and environs. Thus, the quantity of zero was conceived. This opened the door for time machine technology, and now people are going all willy-nilly back and forth in time, confusing themselves and others.
“John Delorean had a magnificent chin and a dream...”