100 Worst Situations to Get an Erection

1. At your nan's funeral.
2. While overhearing your parents having sex.
3. While reading this article.
4. While working in the local daycare.
5. On national television.
6. While operating a chain saw. ARGGHHH GOD!
7. While being examined by your doctor.
8. While in a crowded elevator.
9. While talking about how clearly not gay you are.
10. During the rapture.
11. When you're a woman.

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