10 Reasons Why you Aren't Illogicopedian of the Month

From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists

1. You don't know what Illogicopedia is
2. You haven't written any articles
3. You haven't written any good articles
4. Your name isn't HugeBob or T3canolis (not favoring, just examples... :))
5. Silent Penguin or Hindleyite doesn't like you
6. You aren't awesome
7. You don't write anything in English
8. You aren't awesome (I know I said it already, but that's how important it is.)
9. You don't want to be Illogicopedian of the Month
10. You don't have an account on Illogicopedia
11. You can't count to 10.