16 people
16 People. One Apartment.
THE DRAMA UNFOLDS.
PERSON NUMBER ONE seems to have an affinity for taking baths in the middle of the street. Puzzling.
"Greetings doctor" is their favorite saying. They say it always, even when no one is listening. THERE IS A PLASTIC PIECE OF PLASTIC ON THE PLASTIC AND PLASTICS. ... OW MY BUTT
PRESON NUMBER TOO has a radio taped to the top of his head and he plays it whenever he wants to talk. IT gets him slapped quite frequently.
PEROSON numbr THREE is hills.
PERSON number FOUR likes to eat dust. THEY ALSOlike to ssay....."MMUMUMUMMUMUMUMUMMUUUUUUMMUMMUMU" when the window is open. When the window is closed, they open it. THEY. THETYTFRDSOFJJFJFJ!!!
PERson nymber five LOOKS LIKE A GLASS OF WATER WITH NOT A CONDENSATION ON THE OUDSITX.
PErsnon number SIX has a large pile of dirt in the middle of their bed that they call "THE ISLAND." They enjoy putting various insects on it.
person number Se7en (KCOPRUIGH?) ODNT" LIKE TKEYOBARD THSI LOOKS LIKE TJUSTY.
preson number ATE...is a carpet watcher. WATCHER. THey draw pictures of the carpet. They dont' like it.
Cperson number NINE (9( thinks they are person number eight. But in reality, they are purse.
CPerson mummber TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 10 10 10 ------ is that line?
STRIVESD THE BOREDER.
Person number ELEvEn harnesses the mighty STAPLER.
Persons numbers twelve lives in the wall between two aprtments. Their protruding nose resembles a coat hanger. NOTE FOR SATIRE: PROTRUDING NOse, CYMBOL CASH,
PeRsOn nUmBeR thRItnee.... I made a mistake. They are actually the twelve person. Or are they? Thei're a systematic...auh...point.
S][perosn number Fourteen wonders where HE (note: diction: syntax: imagery: BIG font. BHEE. FIRST SUYEv of such.) can buy a new...can.
PRISSON number Fifteen is UNLIKE everyone else in the apartment, in that HE....OH, GAGIN!!! NOTE FOR SELF:
P{erson number SIXTEEN: Tha last person. This person doesn't exist. Null and void. There is no person number sixteen. Even though person number sixteen is.....the owner of...the apartment...te....
AH, THE DRAMA!!!!
AND NOW
OUR FEETURD PRESENTATION.............