1992

1992 was a momentous year, in more ways than one.

• Ozzy Osbourne lost his tongue in a freak eagle-biting stunt
• Mobile telephones were not in widespread use, so people were a lot more intelligent.
• Winston Churchill launched an insurance company
• The government changed the spelling of government from goverment to guvvernmunt.
• The number 32,009 was discovered to be a hoax perpetrated by feminist advocates.

Deaths

• Elvis died for the thirteenth time.
• Gordon Bennett died, April 1st
• Some ants got stepped on.