2+2=4

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2+2=4 is the biggest lie people have been pushing down young children's' noses. It is a bunch of sensible rubbish that makes sense, so they want it taught in schools and even paid the calculator guys to make it so. 2+2 actually equals banana. Some idiots with PhD's want you to think otherwise, so they perpetrate this lie that 2+2=4.

Origins

SCIENTISTS. FILTHY SCIENTISTS!

How to Stop it

USE THE POWAH! I GOT THE POWAH! Anyway, just use it and you will be all right.