A Book in Five Chapters

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Introduction by the Author

Read this fucking article, or I'll strangle your fucking cat and leave the corpse in your bed. --The Author

Jon looked around. He smelled something. "Jesus, what's that smell!?" He exclaimed.

A suspicous figue walked out from the gloom. "That is my lunch you smell," said the suspicious figure. "Been burrito with bacon."

"That sounds delicious!" Jon said back.

"Yes, but I am here for something else," said the figure. "Something... BIGGER!"

"OH SHI--" Jon yelped before being blow to bits by a nuclear bomb.

The End.

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