A Cannibalism Joke with Undertones of Societal Commentary and Dystopian Satire

The newest horror movie to premier is called "ATTACK OF THE BLOODTHIRSTY FLESH SQUELCHING CANNIBALS WHO TEAR APART FLESH AND EAT GORE AND CAUSE BLOOD TO POUR"

It is rated G and is airing in theaters everywhere, right next to Toy Story 3.

This is a satirical way of saying that our society has grown accustomed to violence.

The movie comes with 3d glasses and 5 real cannibals, who storm in to the theater and really eat audience members, to provide a genuine halloween fright. By the end of the premier (did I spell that right?) weekend, the cannibals will be very obese from their feasting. But then they'll have all year to lose weight in preparation for their feast next year, when the sequel comes out.

SO. Interested in a halloween fright?

Interested in seeing SPRAYING GORE on a big 3D screen for an hour and a half?

Interested in watching real people get eaten by REAL CANNIBALS right before your very eyes?!??!?!?!

Then this is the show for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again, this is a dystopian satire, meant to spotlight brutality in entertainment.

It's also hilarious, because cannibalism is honestly the funniest thing except possibly poverty.

The article will now conclude with a mysterious outburst:

SCOOP UP TAKE BITE