A Diary In The Life Of A Retard

The Diary Of Sir Williamth The Retardingeth The Fifteenseventh.

Week 1 - 18 November 2008 - 25 November 2008

18 November ~~1998~~ 2008

I'm hungry. The couch is on fire. And I don't have a fire extinguisher.

Er...what's the number for the fire station?

Well, for the meantime I have a free oven.

19 Nov 2008

You know the couch is black.

So is my hair.

20 Nov 1998

Today I forgot to write a diary entry.

21 Nov 1998

AYAYAYYAY! I got A TV!

It flashes blacky things across my eyes!

22 Nov 1998

I'm booked. Don't call me.

Can't you see I'm watching blacky things, Mr Diary?

23 Nov 1998