A Limerick

There once a man from the town of Gimerik,

Who liked to write lots and lots of limericks.

But strangely he always would,

Try to fit as many words into the second to last sentence as he could, even if it ruined the rhyming and timing of the entire work and made them all unpopular and eventually got him murdered and thrown in the Thames,

That strange old man from Gimerick.