A Story of A Vampire

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Morning.

Time of sunlight.

Vampire waits inside 'til dusk.

Vampire pulls out chair at table to enjoy dinner.

Chair falls apart.

Wooden chair leg left upright.

Sharp chair leg.

Vampire falls on chair leg, frightened by the breaking of chair.

Chair leg pierces Vampire's heart.

Vampire feels indigestion.

Explosion.

Fin