A Very Randumb Page
This page is very randumb.
DUMB. DUMBLEDORE.
He said goodbye to my face, so i can swallow him.[1]
Indeed, they will make cheese. Cheese and crumpets.
A BRITISH MEAL also goes well with tea.
TEAAAAAAAA!
UUUUUU!!!
VVVVVVV!!!
Double u?
No wait, uu?
The YuYu, i thought a werewolf was scared of shadows and he played Speed Racer.[2]
VROOM!
Speed racer, VROOM!
SPEED RACER!!!! VROOM!!!
Chalachalacha
LA CHA LA LALALLA LACHLAACHACAHLCALHLALHL!
Dee Dee Dee
LA CLA CLAJC KCLACCJL?
KCALC?
Calories a day keeps calcium away![3]
It is true, ask your mother, she'll say of course not or something like that.
SOME DING LIKE DAT!
DINGBAT!
BATDING!
Did i say bats go ding? Oh silly me, you see only a pickle will try to bat, and hence Babe Ruth is no baseball. Baseball it is not, but not is to be or not to be. NOTTESIMO!
For baseball is not to be anything. SO PLEASE.
SOAP FLEAS!
Yes, experts have pr-oo-ven that your soap, not your soap but your soap, contains fleas.
THIS IS NOT A CON!
Comic!
Komik?
No, no, no, you don't no.
NO?
KNOWWWWW?????
KNOW WAY!
No wait...erm....know?
That is to know what you don't exactly know.
SO IN THAT CASE,
YES THAT BRIEFCASE OVER THERE BESIDE THE WALL. DOES IT CONTAIN?
NUTS!
Nuts?
No, nuds.
Spud. Potato. Pospuddy.[4]
Teletubbies 1 2 3!
Papa Spuddy says
HE says
HE SAYS that he is...PAPA SPUDDY.
SO don't be unlike him, be like him, don't like him though, he might eat you....eet you i say.
I SAY?
NO MY EYES SAY.
THEY TALK!!!!
OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
NO, THE HUMAN ITY!
What about Llamas?
I'll straighten this out, look bend a pen.
BUT I DON'T HAVE A C-OW MAN!
You don't?
Ya i dont.. Then see also Cow.
No cow, but two cows.
No i have three.
So yo?
YO MAMA SOOOO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMP FOR JOY SHE JUMPED FOR JOY!!!
WTF?
Dude, that's like propaganda of propaganda, so yegsaxly.
SAXOPHONE!!!!
He has a saxamophone, they're like phonographs, you know those hornabuglie things. BWE GLEE?[5]
Ya, bew glee.
Ah, bees are glad to bee back home.
HOME OF THE RANGE!!!
WHAT?
HOme of what?!
Did you say....
NO YOU DIDN'T SAY
OH I DID SAY
SAY?
SAY!
SAY?
YEs, i SAID!
NO!
HOME OF DERANGED?
NONONONONOONONONO!
Me am Japanese, Wirry Wonkaa. See here.[6]
Unless you are blind, then you are unable to see there, please use 3d glasses?
ddd glasses?
Ya, like 3d?
DOOD, that's noot foony.
AH HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA HA HA AH AH!
I thought soee
SOULJA BOY! Crank that soulja boy!
CAN YOU DO IT?
NIKE says i can!
So hence i can!
I CAN WHAT I CAN!
CAUSE IM SUPERMAN!!!
MAN!!!
MAN?
WOMAN + THIS = ELEPHANT
WOMAN + THIS = ELEPHANT!
NO WAYYYYY![7]
YA LA.
NO.
A.
B.
C.
D.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Stands for elephant
No i thought elephants stood by themselves.
As a wise man once said....
'NUFF SAID!!!!
But i was getting to the good bit
Like in a Duncan Donut when you like Bite and it's like whoooaooaoaoaoaoa, dude acorns!
A CORNS?
Ya, like the stuff on your foot is like on your cookie!
COOKIE MONSTER??!?!?!?!?![8]
YA he like steals your food and like foods it.
FOODS IT?????
Exactly, and he like foods it.
Dood, you cant food food.
IT'S NOT NORMAL!!!
NORMAL!
Nermal, is like German.
And you're like not Ger.
So like don't be one.
Be two.
DUMBLEDORE says three + three does not equal a pony
SO unfortunately that girl next door will have diabetis, all because of you!
SHAME ON YOU!
And yu, that guy with a top hat that makes people screeeeeam and bears shocking resemblances to people whom i have seen ben eaten by bananas over and over...
THE BRIDGE!!
Ya the bridge
The gap in the world, it's like oblivion dude. NO, it's like oblivion, not o blivion.
O BLIVION![9]
OH BLIVION!
I say, old chap?
So don't rob my dog.
Unless you already have....which you have not in that case bring me my juice.
JUICE?
No, JUICE.
Thats not what i said.
Exactly.
Pickle juice, carrot juice or Japanese style wasabi juice?
Armenians?
No, Jews.
Ah, Juice.
Yessssssss..
SNAKE!!
SNAAAAKE!!
SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!![10]
HI, KIDS, i like eat you.
NO WAY!
YA WAY!!
THE WAY I SEE!!!
Ending
Barney, you're fired.
SERVE POPCORN.
WITH BUTTER.
THE SNAAAAAAAKE WAS EATEN BY KIDS.
YOU CANT ADD ELEPHANTS TO A STEW.
THAT BRITISH GUY SAID MORNING TO YOU, BECAUSE HE WAS IN A CEMETERY.
EVERYONE DIES.....SO CANCER IS NIGH!!!
DENY?
No, ny.
NYLATED THINGYMABOBBERS.[11]
Ah, yes that magazine i was reading, what was it called?
Oh, emergency numbers.
Oh yeah...one more thing.
Barney, you're fired.[12]
References
- ↑ Unless of course, you know somehow, i can't.
- ↑ If you've seen it, you'll understand what i mean...The Yuyu not Speed Racer
- ↑ It's true, ask your mother
- ↑ They mean exactly the same thing, you know?..Ok, they don't, but bah.
- ↑ Saxomaphoneeeeee, Ohhh Saxomaphoneeee
- ↑ Oh you're blind? Don't see there...because you can't.
- ↑ O not rly?
- ↑ By the way, he's a freakish monster that emerged from a grotto one day and he killed a child for a cookie, ya i saw it on the news.
- ↑ Blivion is a nice chap who lives in England and sips tea all day long.
- ↑ No wait, that's a hose pipe...that's a snake.
- ↑ You can buy these at the shop for 50 cents.
- ↑ Finally! I was starting to get freaked out by his weird dance. It's probably a ritual for summoning other barnies.