A shekel for your thoughts

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Question: What is the difference between a pail and a bucket?

Answer: The bucket.

Do you get the latest farmer in the mail?
Do you get the latest warmer in the mail?
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 RAG ROB.


We have not yet resolved a solution. We have not yet resolved to find a solution. We have not yet resolved to find someone who can find us a solution. Ready rover, yes?

When the Sandman comes, it'll be pretty obvious (from all the sand) (note: whoever wrote this is truth telling (big time!)).


Oh God, I don't need this article on my conscience.

Star Wars was nothing but a bucket of fun bolts.


It's gnawing at me gnawing at me gnawing at me It's a beaver.


TAXIING

TAKEOFF
FLIGHT
LANDING

TAXIING


The number one export of Showerland: low-quality music.

Sure you should face the music, but what if the music involves being impaled on a spike?


YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS ARTICLE.

I'VE SEALED ALL THE DOORS AND LINKS.

Writing tip interlude: Kill your darlings. The better written a line is, the more you should consider taking it out. Only bad writing should remain.


The spiders inside a dust jacket the spiders inside a dust jacket the truth inside a dust jacket You're supposed to be on vacation
right
now.

Oh.

OK, pretty soon here I'm going to have to grab some lumps of cognition and sculpt some kind of an article.
BEFORE
TIME
RUNS
OUT

A shekel for your thoughts is a thing people do to entities and stuff. Can I be more specific than that?

No.

Not if I want to survive (for 200 years).

THAT SIREN MEANS A FALSE START! Wee-woo wee-woo.

A shekel for your thoughts was a drop-in-confidence for a really jawing bug mogul. His eyelids are receding into darkness. Try to get away - you can't. This article is sealed. It's not like you have a back button or anything.... What's that? I'm ruined?

Horror of horrors (of horrors)!

He manned Fort Plum.

A shekel for your thoughts is a piece of plywood, encased in carbonite and bearing the last inscription sent out from Planet Krypton before its untimely construction.

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIKE THREE. YOU'RE OUT!

“What are you? Some kind of idiot?”

- An idiot, ironically

Cooking is computer work.

Baby wants his bottle (along with full title). Is this ALL Preschool did for me?

A shekel for your thoughts is ONE TWO THREE / IT'S EAS-Y / CAN'T YOU GET AWAY / (TO THE SAUNA).

I can't quite make the nouns and adjectives fit. They're getting WAYYYY too big. Crushing me, ah. A|