A typical game of D&D

A tavern at night. It is night.

They are at a tavern.

First adventurer: Good heavens! A drag-on!

Second adventurer: No, my good sir. That is not a draggin. That is a gellitisinisnous cube.

Third adventurer: A cubicle? Good, I’ve been needing to go to the toilet for about to two hours now.

Suddenly, Abe Lincoln enters.

Third adventurer: My spleen!

THE END.