Adam Nowak

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Chuck Norris And Stalin (with his mighty communist comrades) are searching for Adam Nowak. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!!

Poland is not safe from the hammer of communism and the fist of Chuck Norris. Stalin Says "ve vill crush heem like Capitalism"

Chuck Norris says "He's after a roundhouse Kick"

Both agree that Adam is in great trouble.