Adventures of a blurry foot

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Having been saved as a low-quality JPEG, the foot lived the rest of its life in shambles.

A foot became blurry. No one knows why. It went on a vast adventure in order to find the sacred sharpness filter and once again become crisp and focused. Then a focus lens burned it, and it had to apply a sponge before a madman decided to crop it.

Oh, truly it had become the cream of the crop! Said cream sold well enough, making the foot tons of cash. And so it paid for a Ctrl+Z, and once restored to its blurry glory, its smooth moves gave it a moment of great success!

Sadly, it was saved as a low-quality JPEG and lived the rest of its life in shambles.