Africa

Not to be confused with Africe.

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Africa as seen from outer space.

“Give us yer f****** money!”

- Bob Geldof on to Africa, getting the wrong end of the schtick.

Africa: the home of the mighty Chazzlowoozit, the largest AIDS factory in the world, and the subjective black-man making machine. It is a roasting pot for Foot Propaganda, diamonds, and black people.

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Known things about Africa

“Can I go home now?”

- Frederick J Huddlesworth on tour in South Africa

Here are a few "facts", as discovered by Frederick J Huddlesworth in his 1672 publication "Africa and its dangerous aboriginal tribes that eat you for tea":

• Belching Hyena locates itself in a hole located near Africa
• Home to Kenya, where those really fast people are
• South Africa is full of a rare species called "whites"
• Nobody cares about Africa except Bob Geldof and Sonny Bono.

Alien infestations

Be warned that Africa is home to the largest Alien center in the world, Area 51. Haven't you ever seen District 9?

See also

• Europe
• Asia