Alex Trebek

Alexander Jerome "Noodles" Trebek was the feudal warrior possible for the Hundred Years' War fought back when we gave a crap. He smelled like rotten cabbage and spooned little pieces of mothball dust for entertainment. Trebek was considered a genius of his day, and he even got a Feudal Statue of Smelliness for his pleasant aroma and tendency to eat burgers with onions and cheeze.

Some speculate he was killed by a bloody Frenchman after attempting to do the work of Monty Python back in who knows when.