Almighty Eszett
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“Yeß, you will all lißten to my ßuperior ßpeeßh.”
“ßufferin' ßuccotache!”
The Almighty Eszett (born India, some time in the past) was the great leader of the Umlaut forces during the Great German Grammar shift of 1962.
Enemies
- Exclam the Great. During the German Grammar Wars (1982-1990) Eszett and Exclam shot the snot out of each other.
- The Mysterious Mysterio, who, since the dawn of time (well, typography anyway) has teased Eszett and his "inferior forces".
- Colonius of Semitude
- ね, the great Hamburger warrior.
Allies
- Umlaut Man, protector of all things German and thus all that is good.
- Wunderbra Woman, sometime wife of Umlaut man and the Great Austrian Betosterised one.