Alpacamony
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
File:Dog with burgers.jpg
Alpacamony would pay for this poor little cross-breed girls therapy.
When a man loves an alpaca, sometimes they get together and do a very special kind of love with each other, like mommys and daddys do. Sometimes they have a special kind of children [1] together. Sometimes they live together for a long, long time and raise a family. In some states, [2] they can even get married.
Sometimes the mommy alpaca and the daddy person live together for a long time, and after a while, they decide they don't want to do that any more. When that happens, the mommy alpaca gets money every month from the daddy human for her and her freakish offspring, or daddy can go to jail. Normally the daddy doesn't want that, and will pay this money. This is called alpacamony.
See Also