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Salmonella?

It's what happens to people who put sticks in turtle's mouths.




Did you know that little pebbles can come out of your skins and leave a trail for them to follow?

A gravel path indicating everywhere you've traveled.

Crunching together beneath your feet. Very small turtles.

I think bones are the shells but they're wrapped in something squishy.

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