An MSN conversation with Jon and Duncan
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- Jon=HelloolleH
- Duncinator=Testostereich
Duncan's MSN quote is the opening line of the epic fail article, Jon wants to know if he can claim credit on Life Options, and the Mafia Ten Commandments are reffered to. Enjoy:
Duncinator says: Haha - you can still claim credit on Life Options - i took a little from Epic Fail jon says: mhm jon says: Duncan, i noticed you had that epic fail line as your quote on msn Duncinator says: i no, you sed, i responded by quoting you again jon says: and i havent recieved the royalties you owe me for it jon says: im going to wait another day jon says: and if they arent on my doormat by tomorrow jon says: You lose 'that which you hold dearest' Duncinator says: well 'appointments must be kept ' - so the cash'll be there jon says: great, because id hate to have to 'Cut off your penis', so to speak Duncinator says: nooo - not Big Al jon says: no, not big al jon says: small ted Duncinator says: shut up l'il Jonny jon says: that'll cost you a kneecap Duncinator says: noooo - you have a huge willy - it's big! BIG!!! just leave the kneecap (Hermion-knee) alone jon says: We shall see...you have 24 hours Mr vercetti...i mean Duncan Duncinator says: okay, I'd best give Tony a ring jon says: I killed Tony Duncinator says: ok, what about lance? jon says: Dead jon says: he didnt like my hat jon says: so i made him eat it whole Duncinator says: did he choke? jon says: he died... jon says: so i assume so Duncinator says: oh noes, then I guess I'll have to consult my wallet (Money-Maker Mike) jon says: good jon says: *loads gun* Duncinator says: *is ready for such witty phrases as "where's the money" and "you've got 'til 5 o clock! you hear me, 5 o clock!"* jon says: *shoots in the leg* Duncinator (cue the camp Japanese theme song) says: *cries out for his italian mother* jon says: *shoots in the jaw* Duncinator (cue the camp Japanese theme song) says: *sulks, as he steadily looses blood* jon says: *shoots in the blood* jon says: STOP BLEEDING! i need you alive jon says: *shoots the bullet-holes* Duncinator says: fair enough jon says: *shoots himself a cab* jon says: *shoots into the distance* Duncinator says: geez it's the feds jon says: *runs* Duncinator says: *didn't see nothing* Duncinator says: *is released after probing/questioning* jon says: *shoots the arresting officer* jon says: sorry Duncinator says: it happens jon says: that was unneccasary Duncinator says: quick kill the witness jon says: that would be you Duncinator says: *runs* jon says: I already said i need you alive >_> jon says: jeez Duncinator says: *stops running*