Angry Clowns

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an Angry Clown, momentarily startled by flash photography

Angry Clowns are a Clown species known to be irate, vexed, grouchy and angry - caught in a constant state of fury the Angry Clown is pretty much the exact opposite of the Sad Clown and shares some similarities with Crazy Clowns, though the two Clown species are not even remotely related.

Appearance

Angry Clowns look similiar to most other Clown species, only they are constantly angry - they can be confused with Crazy Clowns by a casual observer but closer inspection will refer that an Angry Clown is not Crazy at all: just extremely angry.

Habitat

Angry Clowns inhabit the Angry Carnival, which is pretty much the opposite of the Cheery Carnival but somewhat similiar to the Sad Carnival.

Related Clown Species

The Angry Clown is related to both the Sad Clown and Crazy Clown but is neither crazy nor sad - simply angry.

Relationship With Humans

Angry Clowns interact rarely with humans and when they do they are always angry, however Angry Clowns react pretty much the same way with non-human species and inanimate objects: researchers have even witnessed Angry Clowns literally fighting their own shadows (and often losing) in the wild.

Natural Predators

Angry Clowns are the natural prey of the Mad Mime and the two species are dependent on each other for survival.

See Also

Scary Clowns - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sad Clowns - a Clown species known for being constantly sad, which is kind of sad..

McClowns - an aggressive Clown species famous for inhabiting burger joints

Common Clowns - the common Clown, universally hated but hey - least it's not a Mime.

Creepy Clowns - a Clown species that is just plain creepy.

Crazy Clowns - a Clown species that is completely insane.. even for Clowns..