Apple ihouse

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The Apple iHouse is probably Apple's greatest invention. The design is cutting edge, which angered with health and safety nerds. On its release in 2015 it had sold 100,000 houses in 2 minutes.

Price:

£100

Ripping off Microsoft: priceless.

Ripping off tired old Mastercard slogans: freaking annoying.

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