Ask.com

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Eh, can I ask you a qwestyun ask.corm? Can I?

“Yea, shoot.”

Eh, why is my cock so big? I can't even get out of doors because of it.

“Serves you right for keeping a chicken in the house. Kill it, cook it and eat it.”

Ooh, I do like chicken. I don't like Ask.com, though.

“Yea, well FU”

- ASK DOT COM

Things you can ask Ask.com

  • Why do we ask?
  • Where is the nearest keyboard-plum?
  • WTF ask dot com, you just stole my coffee! WTF?

Yea