Astringent

Astringent ain't for pore cleansin',

it's for drinkin'!
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WARNING: Drinking Astringent may impair one's ability to operate a motor vehicle or heavy machinery. Drinking Astringent may also kill brain cells that you need to think well and may poison your estómago, leading to death of the body. In other words, death. We recommend you convert to one of the many fine religions available in our FREE* Religion Catalog prior to drinking Astringent. Then at least you can go to the afterlife. Order now at WWW.ILLOGICOPEDIA.ORG!
* =may not actually be free